I'm a recent graduate of the University of Illinois with a degree in Creative Writing. I started this blog as a place to post drafts in progress as well as finished works for the enjoyment of anyone who wants to read them. Everything posted before January of 2016 is from my college days.
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Spring 2014: Rough Draft Poem 5
Assignment: a poem about something I fear.
The One Thing Worse Than Senhor
Testiculo, Brazil's Mascot For Testicular Cancer
A three inch long cockroach
Six inches from my face
At 3:37 AM.
I ran out of my room,
Screaming and naked.
No shoes, no wallet, no glasses, no
phone.
Couldn't get to a store or pay for Raid
Or see or call for
help.
Just me, my laptop, and the contents of
a suitcase
I hadn't bothered to unpack after a
trip.
I waited until the sunlight reflected
Off of the windows down the street
Into my window before charging into my
room armed
With a noisy vacuum cleaner and a
frying pan,
Which I used to pummel the mattress
Over and over and over, yelling and
laughing
At the thought of what I must look
like.
Friday, March 14, 2014
Spring 2014: Midterm Narrative
Assignment: 1-2 page young adult fantasy narrative. This is one section of the midterm. I also had to do stuff with this narrative, but this is the fun part.
Al Henrys looked up from where
his Mastiff, Penelope, was laying a steaming pile on the boulevard.
He winced. Jake and Tony Easting were ambling down the sidewalk
towards him with smirks on their faces. Al pretended to ignore them.
“Good girl, Penny,” he said when the dog was done with her
business. She turned her enormous head upward in a slobbery dog grin.
Al was already reaching into his
pocket for a used grocery bag when Jake sneered, “Aren't you gonna
pick that shit up, shrimp?”
“Ugh,” Tony made a show of
grabbing his nose. “That stinks!”
Al rolled his eyes and said
nothing. He told himself they'd be bored of him someday- as he had
for the last two years. With a held gulp of air, Al bent to pick up
the smelly pile. There was a shove at his back and Al had to propel
himself further forward into a somersault to avoid landing in the
muck. What he'd already picked up flew out of his plastic-covered
hand in an arc, landing on the grass inches from his face. Rage
flooded his head as the stench flooded his nose.
Before Jake could start
laughing, the usually dull and amiable Penelope had tackled him to
the pavement. Her teeth shone from beneath dribbling jowls and the
growl coming out of her throat sounded like an enraged tractor. Jake
shielded his face with his arms, but couldn't rise with the two
enormous paws on his chest.
The sudden act of canine loyalty
was the least surprising thing: Tony had hardly made two steps toward
his fallen brother when three squirrels dropped out of a tree and
started mobbing him. One climbed up his leg, onto his shoulders, and
started darting round and round his neck biting his ears. Another
nipped at his left ankle, and the third followed the first upwards to
perch on Tony's shirt collar and scratch the bridge of his nose.
The beady eyes and cheeks
swollen with acorns must have a daunting one when it was so close it
had to be viewed cross-eyed. Tony flailed and ran off.
A few seconds passed and Al got
to his feet. Penelope was still standing on Jake. Al stood over his
head and said in a forced calm, “You have something to say to me?”
Jake's face scrunched up a
little. “Sorry,” he mumbled.
That was as good as it was gonna
get. All straightened a little more. “Thank you.”
“Freak,” Jake muttered.
Penelope looked up at Al, back
down at Jake, and then squatted where she was, peeing all over him.
When Al and Penelope got home, a
man in his late thirties and wearing a red fedora with a few too many
peacock feathers was sitting on the bench by the curb. “I know what
you did back there, kid.”
“What're you talking about?”
Al said.
“With the critters. Nice
trick,” the man nodded thoughtfully, not taking his eyes off Al.
“Especially for a newbie. What's your name, kid?”
“Al.”
“Al. Short and simple. I like
it.” The man fished in his inner jacket pocket and produced an
honest-to-goodness scroll complete with a velvety bow. “You'll need
this.”
“What?”
“Now that we've confirmed your
abilities, your magic will be blocked until you accept the dangers
that come with it and learn the rules.” He shoved the scroll into
Al's hands.
Al wondered if his blank look
would be enough to get any more explanation.
“Only open it when you're
ready. The string will know. One pull and there's no turning back.
Bye now.” And the guy disappeared. Along with the bench, which come
to think of it shouldn't have been there in the first place. How had
Al not noticed that?
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Spring 2014: 10 vivid memories assignment
Assignment: 10 vivid memories in as much detail as possible in 5-10 prose lines. (Line counts work out in Word, but I'm not sure how they'll convert here.)
1) When I was in
Israel, we spent a night sleeping in a huge tent at a Bedouin camp in
the Negev Desert. Before bed, our guide led us out of the camp and
over a mild hill, reducing the glare of the floodlights to a dim
halo. Itai whispered to us to separate and find a place to sit or lie
down where we could hear him but couldn't see anyone else. The ground
was a mix of stones, pebbles, and dust punctuated by shrubs barely
two feet tall. I found a flattish spot, took off my shoes, and put
them under my head as I lay down. So for ten minutes, I was alone
with the desert night. It wasn't windy, but it wasn't still either.
The air moved like the planet was breathing, and the stars wouldn't
stay still in my vision as I tried to take them all in. They kept
moving in little circles while I tried to focus and the Milky Way
looked like a glowing cloud stretching across the sky. When the Itai
used a quiet melody to call us back, I was the only one who saw the
shooting star over our path back to camp.
2) I was 12 when
Blizzard died. I'd slept in the cottage at the top of the hill the
night when the dog had scratched at the door, wanting to be let out
of the boathouse so he could find a quiet, dignified place. That
morning, I went out to the porch to see Blizzard standing dejectedly
at the top of the path. There were patches of white foam in the
grass, and I watched as he puked up some more. He only took two sips
of water. Uncle Maury shoved a tums down Blizzard's throat. Grandpa
Roy, Grandma Fradie, Danny, and I got into the Park Avenue and drove
to Winnipeg. It was the only time I've ever seen Grandpa speed. My
brother scolded me when I tried to break the tension by calling
Blizzard's basketball-hard stomach humonginuous. The vet took an
x-ray. His stomach was twisted around itself. His chin was in my
hands, which rested on Grandpa's when he died. I wished he could
trade with that other guy's golden retriever who had been sent home
with meds. I hated the guy whose dog lived.
3) On Labor Day in
2010, all of the aunts, uncles, and cousins who were in town went out
to Uncle Billy's river house on the San Bernard. I was the only
cousin who still enjoyed tubing and wasn't too tired so Billy, my
dad, and I went out on the boat with the freshly inflated tube. Uncle
Billy drove the Malibu. It zigzagged and circled up and down the
brown, brackish river. After ten minutes or so, the boat turned just
right. It was going around 15 miles per hour, but the tube behind it
was probably arcing around half again that fast when it hit the wake
and sailed 8 feet straight up. It flipped. The world blurred and spun
for half a second. Impact on my stomach. Pain. Like someone had
slashed a knife down the middle of my belly. My first thought was,
“Do I have a hernia?” I floated in the fetal position until the
boat came back for me. Because it was the first fall of the day, I
kept on for another hour, trying to ignore the rough Velcro chafing
my ankles. My whole ribcage was shifted 2 inches to the left.
4) A ski fall
slammed my head into the hardened snow. After telling my dad that my
neck hurt, I had to lie still for ten minutes before the ski patrol
arrived. After strapping me down to a body board, they loaded me into
a toboggan and dragged it down the slope with my parents pacing them
within earshot. The speed and scratching of the toboggan skates on
the snow was the fun part. And then they stopped a chair lift to
attach the whole toboggan to the back of a chair and send us back up
the mountain so we could go down the right trail to get to the ski
patrol clinic for x-rays. My mom sat between the two ski patrol guys
and my dad rode on the next chair. Strapped down, all I could see was
the sides of the toboggan and the cloudless blue sky bisected by the
lift cable. The chair swayed in the wind and the clattering of the
walls against the chair reverberated inside the toboggan, convincing
me that it was going to fall off. I cried the whole way up.
5) I was probably 3
when my probably 5 year old brother decided to scare mom by taping a
live cockroach to the kitchen's white plastic-y tiles where it would
be stepped on after turning the corner from the living room. It was a
Texas-sized horror bug as big as my whole child-sized hand. I'll
never know how Danny caught it. We crouched a foot away from the
thing, giggling like nobody could hear us. We would have been smarter
to hide at the inside of the turn under the oven, but mom never
showed. Or at least she didn't in the 30 seconds it took for a
determined 3 year old to get bored. That's only time I remember
enjoying stomping on a roach. It crunched. I jumped on it over and
over. Barefoot.
6) We did a lot of
gardening as a family when I was young. One of the last times I
remember doing this was when I stabbed myself. I was assigned the
role of using a hammer to smash quartz rocks into smaller pieces for
lining the bottom of flower pots. After breaking several of the big
crystals down, I got thirsty, so I pushed myself up to my feet with
my hands. The pain was sharp, hot and immediate in the heel of my
left hand, drawing a scream that most sopranos would find
challenging. I crouched back down on the driveway and shook my hand.
Thinking that the quartz shard was out, I got up again the same way
and pushed it further into my hand. This time I was on my feet, and I
didn't even get out of the house's shadow before my dad came to see
what was wrong. He ushered me into the bathroom where tap water and
cloth competed with peroxide and cotton to add the most agony. White
globby spheres about a millimeter across leaked out with the blood.
Dad called it subcutaneous fat.
7) Shelties have
horrible breath. I'm not just talking about dog breath. I'm talking
about a smell that is so rancid that it induces gagging. Nica's
breath smells like a combination of everything that could ever die,
curdle, and rot purifying together and getting wafted in your face.
Crunchy kibble and dental kibble did nothing and doggy toothbrushes
just made her red gums bleed. In high school, I was lying on the
oriental rug (nicknamed the oreo rug after what I called it when I
was a child), scratching Nica behind the ears in another failed
attempt to bond with the almost personality-free dog when it
happened. Her mouth opened and closed erratically and her tongue
pushed forward repeatedly as though someone had rubbed peanut butter
on the roof of her mouth. She coughed once or twice and something
fell out onto the rug. Its whole surface was
greenish-blueish-blackish and it smelled like death. It was a molar.
8) I'd been dancing
for 1 year when I decided to compete for the first time. Just for
fun. It was the beginner Jack and Jill at the 2009 Lonestar
Championships in Austin, Texas. They gave me my number on Friday and
told me to bring it with me on Saturday for the prelim. Of course, I
forgot it. So I had to write the number 273 on a piece of printer
paper and pin that to my shirt in place of the sturdier card stock.
Naturally, my first partner ripped the number in half. Peter Strom,
an internationally famous dancer who would still break six feet if he
slouched was the emcee and he walked down the long line of couples
between songs and said into the microphone, “This won't do.” He
grabbed the remains of my number, read it, and yanked it off with a
flourish. Turning to the judges, he said, “Alright. Write this
down. The girl with the cute hat is number 273. Got that? The girl
with the cute hat is 273.” I blushed.
9) When I was a
college freshman in Oregon, I had the worst possible roommate match.
Don't get me wrong- Mandy wasn't a horrible person. We just had very
different standards for the shoebox we lived in. I was messy and ate
on my bed regardless of the crumbs. She made her bed with 17 pillows
and two stuffed animals that went in the same place with their seams
facing the same way every single day. Since she left for a wedding
the weekend before school started and we hadn't made our super duper
official roommate agreement yet, I didn't know she didn't want people
sitting on her bed with her gone. So of course when some new friends
hung out in our room, one of them spilled diet Pepsi on her
comforter. Noting the precise arrangement, we took pictures before
yanking the comforter off and running it down to the laundry room. We
made the bed back up just so and dubbed messy situations “code
blue” after the Pepsi label's color. I told Mandy the day we moved
out. She yelled at me.
10) One afternoon in
high school, I was in bed reading the third book of the Song of
the Lioness quartet for probably
the 10th
time when there was a muffled bang. I ignored it in favor of a sword
fight. Another bang. A pause. And another bang. A handful of bangs
later, my curiosity and annoyance overcame my urge to keep reading
and I went looking for the source of the noise. I followed the sound
all the way across the house and out the back door onto the driveway.
I don't know what I was expecting to see, but my brother swinging a
sledgehammer down onto an old computer tower as hard as he could was
far from it. The dented motherboard hung above his laptop as a
warning for years.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Spring 2014: Poem 4 Rough Draft
Grandpa
Dead of malpractice
In an understaffed hospital
On Christmas eve;
“Jewish bitch”
Still learning to forgive.
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